WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE:A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store
ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch...you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you
cannot go back down except to exit the building!So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men
have jobs and
love the Lord.The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men
have jobs, love the Lord, and
love kids.The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men
have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are
extremely good looking."Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4: These men
have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and
help with the housework."Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men
have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a
strong romantic streak.She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are
no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
It's veri true larz.. gals are never contented... but dat's nothing wrong in wanting to find a perfect guy.. coz a gal will still need to rely on a guy no matter how strong she is... hmmm... actually gals are contented to have a guy who loves only her and dotes on her.. and of coz she loves him too... i haven't found a private shoulder for mi to lean on larz... now i'm leaning on all the "public" ones.. which are just my frendz larz... hmmm... they wun be mine forever larz... when can i find a guy for mi to rely on? hmmm...?-Lulu
